Happy New Year

This year, make a resolution to stop being such a narcissistic cock-face.  If you're a Canadian, resolve to quit being so self-righteously proud of a country that lacks an identity, effective government, or world presence.  If you're an American, stop barking about how your country is the greatest in the world; you don't even have free healthcare, something that all of the developed and near-developed world provides its citizens.  And if you're a Mexican, resolve to stop killing all those tourists.