Tuesday, December 28, 2010

If You Drive a Mercedes, You're an Asshole

You just are, and you fucking know it.

Mercedes makes big, clunky, gas-guzzling, ostentatious, expensive vehicles that are only purchased by people that are trying desperately to hide their insecurities.  If you're a guy, you buy one to make up for your tiny, tiny dick.  If you are a girl, you're purchasing power and masculinity.

What's worse, all of you Benz owners drive like you're the only person on the road, tailgate, speed, cut people off, don't signal, and generally behave like raging morons because you're staring down through that god-awful ugly hood ornament.

You and your stupid car are what is wrong with the world.

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